Dumasnauas is a contagious disease caught by an overdose of caffiene. Dumasnauas has a variety of side effects including:
- Nausea
- Diahrrea
- Loss of balance
- Excessive bowel movements
- Temporary dyslexia
- Lowered understanding rate
- Erectile disfunction
- Instant virginuous child birth
- Death
- Stroke
- Thoughts of suicide
- Excessive thoughts of repeated tasks
- Lowered IQ* (IQ is lowed to the level of an adverage donkey)
- Slow and painful death
- Spontanious combustion
- Excessive need for caffeine
- Random muscle spasms
- Stuttering of words or phrases
- Random bald patching ocurring throughout the body
The side effect "Lowered IQ" also referses to the the saying "Dumbass" becuase the person is as smart as a donkey or ass. The saying dumbass cought on and in 1659 dumbass was made part of the English language.
The more you know.